Breaking News!

The PITY ME train just derailed at the corner of SUCK IT UP and GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE.

It crashed into WHAT ABOUT MY PROBLEMS and came to a complete stop at YOU ARE NOT ALONE gas station.

Medical personal who attended the scene included Dr. SNIFFALITUS and Nurse STAND ON YOUR OWN TWO FEET.

The injured were transported to QUITCHUR BELLY ACHING Hospital.

Compensation requests may be forwarded to 1-800-CRY ME A RIVER.

All right before I get letters…it is a joke… but not if you are one of the wounded……

4 thoughts on “Breaking News!

  1. Oh Brenda, you are hilarious! This is great!

    Yes, I KNOW you have days even moements that you don’t feel great – but thankyou for a humorous start to my day anyway.

    Sending hugs to you, dear friend.

    Glad you PICKED YOURSELF UP, DUSTED YOURSELF DOWN and are READY TO START ALL OVER AGAIN!

    Keep it up lady!

    Luv yer

    Pat

  2. Oh Brenda, your messages hit some deep cords for me. You are such a sincere, caring woman and we are so fortunate that you share your sense of humour too!

    You made my day!
    Hugs
    Joanne

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