Life Conundrums

Why is it that stay-on lipstick lasts longer on cup rims than on lips?

Why is it that birds start to chirp at least one hour before the alarm clock goes off?

Why is it that babies need another diaper change right after you change them?

Why is it that a permanent wave treatment is not permanent?

Why is it that my phrasing here is such bad English?

Why is it that a God who could do anything he wants, bothers with us?

I don’t know the answers to any of these questions. Do you?

And he said unto them, Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweetness. And they could not in three days expound the riddle. (Judges 14:14, KJV)

Prayer – Thanks God, for making life confusing and so interesting at the same time!